Let's just admit it - Tusco Todd's Lotus team is using black magic to win races. It's time someone spoke up about this and said NO MORE!
Yes, our first race with the Lotus car was legitimate, with our Shadow showing it's power and our driver staying focused. It was a fair race and we earned the victory. After such a good outing we didn't make any major changes during the intermission, but when the second race began our driver reported it felt like he was pulling an anchor behind him. And when we pitted, the loosened lug nuts kept re-tightening themselves and had to be removed three times. Compare that with team Lotus being able to change tires "nearly whithout stoping" and you can see I'm telling the truth.
If you doubt what I'm saying ask yourself this question - have you ever seen Tusco Todd's reflection in a mirror? I think not!
I suggest everyone wear garlic necklaces to the next race, and hope for a bright sunny day.
Slothead Racing