by dreinecke » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:04 am
WOW. What a first post to see this morning! Due to several of the statements within this thread, please allow me to set the record straight:
1) SCC did not inform me of a special vacation fund. Had I been aware of this, I would have already chosen some incredible spot like Sweet Lips, Tennessee...look it up, it exists...
2) I had a tall, rather handsome man in a red uniform with a funny hat appear on my doorstep claiming that he was sent to pick me up for a destination he wouldn't tell me. When I realized there was a moose and flying squirrel with him, I called the cops and ran them off. There is an APB out for them in El Paso County at the moment.
3) I've never gotten a suitcase full of Dum Dums. I have gotten a 3 pound bag of them that took months to eat, gave me 2 cavities, and found the 8 pounds of fat I'd been missing for a few years. The rumor of my having gotten a Dum Dum plush toy is true, however stories of my sleeping with said toy at night have been grossly exaggerated and I take offense to those.
4) Tripple Dog Dare? Check your inbox Monkey Boy!