Gator Boys on the box tonight....

[Cosmic Bilby]

Ted has exposed our Achilles heel....

....No, there aren't any wild beasts over here in Oz....

No wild cats...

....We shot all the Tasmanian Tigers...

...Dingoes are half starved looking dogs that run away.... (Well unless you are small)...

About the only thing we do have going for us is the Crocodiles up north, they sometimes get an unsuspecting tourist or pet dog...

Oh and the snakes and Spiders!

We do have some of the wildest snakes on the planet apparently.

Just gotta hope those Panthers and Yowies breed up a bit now the Government have taken our guns away~!!!

[waaytoomuchintothis]

Yeah, I read about that Funnel Web Spider years ago and decided that when I sail around the world in a boat I design and build myself... I'm staying the crap away from those buggers!

[Reslotted]

[waaytoomuchintothis]

Okay, everybody in my house has laughed until they acquired a distinctly azure skin color 'round the countenance.

I can't wait to inflict this on more people tomorrow. Thanks, Ted!

[Cosmic Bilby]

Yes Funnel Web spiders....

...I can remember watching my Father and older brother melting down plastic bottles (without respirators mind, probably explains how they are now :) ), in a metal tin over a fire in the back yard....

Then they would quickly run around the yard, pop up the trapdoors of the spider holes and pour the liquid plastic down the holes.

That fixed the little buggers good!